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Possible fake — stay calm
We’ve read this review. If it doesn’t match a visit we can find, we’ll flag it with Google. Anyone with a real concern can reach us at {contact}.
Policy
Fake Google review reply templates
Calling someone a liar on your Business Profile is how a bad thread gets worse. Report it. Post a short, boring sentence. Offer a real contact path for actual customers.
Calm owner replies when a Google review looks fake or policy-violating. Report in Google’s tools. Do not accuse the reviewer on the listing.
Placeholders: {name}, {detail}, {contact}. Replace every one. If the paragraph could apply to any business, it is still too generic.
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Do not accuse the reviewer in public
We take every review seriously and we also take Google’s policies seriously. We’ll report this if it violates those policies. Real customers can contact {contact} anytime.
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No visit on file
We’ve read this. If we can’t match it to a visit, we’ll flag it with Google. Anyone with a real issue can reach {contact}.
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Copied language
This reads like language we’ve seen elsewhere. We’ll report it if it violates Google’s policies. Real customers: {contact}.
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Off-topic
We’ll report reviews that don’t describe a visit here. If you were actually in, email {contact} and we’ll treat it as a real complaint.
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New account
We’re reviewing this with Google’s tools. We don’t accuse people in public. A genuine concern goes to {contact}.
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Competitor-shaped
We take policy violations seriously and we’ll use Google’s report flow. We won’t name competitors here. Real guests: {contact}.
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Keep it boring
We’ve noted this review and we’ll report it if it breaks Google’s rules. That’s the whole public sentence. {contact} for actual customers.
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Stay open
If this was a real visit we missed in our notes, we still want to hear it — privately at {contact}. If it wasn’t, we’ll flag it.
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No sarcasm
We won’t joke about “bots” on the listing. We’ll report spam. We’ll help real people at {contact}.
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Screenshot bait
We’re not going to write a paragraph that looks good on social. Short version: we’ll report policy issues; {contact} is open.
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After you report
We’ve submitted this to Google. Until they act, this sentence is for everyone else: real problems reach {contact}.
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